The Raoul: A Pictorial

Recently Raoul posted a picture on facebook that was just too perfect. He was wearing simple clothing on a simple background with an object in is hand...all the elements needed for an easy Photoshop or nine. I racked my brain for a good while and came up with some pictures that at least made me laugh. I hope they do the same for you. Side note: At this point, if you know Raoul in real life and didn't know him to be "Raoul," well, I feel bad for you, son.

Here's the picture I started with:

The first step was to remove the phone to allow for other items. I had to do a little rebuilding of the clothing and the straps, but it turned out much better than I thought I was capable of (read: it was a totally awesome accident):

I call this one "Thundercats! Hoooooooooooooo(rah)":

Here we see the Raoul on the verge of making it rain:

And here we have the Raoul mid-bow just seconds before whipping your ass:

Speaking of ass-whippings, here's the Raoul partaking in a little rochambeau:

You think he was just born with those skills?:

Here's the Raoul in his most natural environment:

In case you didn't know, the Raoul has been in Hawaii for some time now. I imagine this is what he looks like most days:

And finally, I fucking KNEW it!

Alright, that's enough of that. Special thanks to:
-The hooker in the blow job picture. It took several days of photo-shoots to get that one right, but she was a good sport.
-Morgan Freeman for being.
-Raoul for giving me free reign to do whatever I wanted to that picture. A lesser man would object to being on the internet in a coconut bra.